Dodarpmet is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tiresome owl.

Dodarpmet created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Dodarpmet, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dodarpmet, she will turn you into a tree.

Dodarpmet's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Dodarpmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never run near tortoises.

4. Never wear indigo jumpers.

5. Never eat figs.