Cemrutven is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, happy chinchilla.

Cemrutven created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemrutven, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cemrutven, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cemrutven's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Cemrutven's Holy Commandments

1. Cemrutven loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. You must pray to Cemrutven eight times a day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.