Dandutdavyak is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, all-powerful duck.

Dandutdavyak created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dandutdavyak, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dandutdavyak, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dandutdavyak's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Dandutdavyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never skip near goats.