Dandutdavyak is a god.
She takes the form of a giant, all-powerful
duck.
Dandutdavyak created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dandutdavyak, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Dandutdavyak, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Dandutdavyak's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.
Dandutdavyak's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Never skip near goats.