Larnflanril is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, two-faced deer.

Larnflanril created a down quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Larnflanril, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Larnflanril, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Larnflanril's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Larnflanril's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.