Larnflanril is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, two-faced
deer.
Larnflanril created a down quark five million years ago.
If you believe in
Larnflanril, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Larnflanril, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Larnflanril's most sacred site is Kerris in England.
Larnflanril's Holy Commandments1. Never go into fawn rooms.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Never laugh in holy places.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.