Zenbestnan is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish crow.

Zenbestnan created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenbestnan, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zenbestnan, he will destroy your home solar system.

Zenbestnan's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Zenbestnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Do not kill frogs.

5. Do not cook food in pots.