Bellten is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unselfish otter.

Bellten created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellten, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bellten, she will turn you into a tree.

Bellten's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Bellten's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

2. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never eat bark.