Tablaphab is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, humane
fairy.
Tablaphab created a photon six million years ago.
If you believe in
Tablaphab, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Tablaphab, he will destroy your favourite planet.
Tablaphab's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.
Tablaphab's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt geese.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Never wear fawn jumpers.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Do not stand on grass.