Getbenran is a god.
She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, deceitful
warg.
Getbenran created an electron seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Getbenran, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Getbenran, she will send you a sign.
Getbenran's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.
Getbenran's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick seals.
2. Never wear scarves.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Never write about moons.
5. Never wear brown shorts.