Getbenran is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, deceitful warg.

Getbenran created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Getbenran, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Getbenran, she will send you a sign.

Getbenran's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Getbenran's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick seals.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Never wear brown shorts.