Yimqueegyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-confident gnu.

Yimqueegyarl created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Yimqueegyarl, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yimqueegyarl, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yimqueegyarl's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Yimqueegyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt seals.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.