Sterdogbed Pop is a god.

She takes the form of a large, blissful ant.

Sterdogbed Pop created oxygen six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sterdogbed Pop, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sterdogbed Pop, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sterdogbed Pop's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Sterdogbed Pop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about monkeys.
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