Midbusgupzimbisstit is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, cheerful hummingbird.

Midbusgupzimbisstit created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midbusgupzimbisstit, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Midbusgupzimbisstit, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Midbusgupzimbisstit's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Midbusgupzimbisstit's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.