Lipnellbap Dotgidwip is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciless cobra.

Lipnellbap Dotgidwip created tapeworms two billion years ago.

If you believe in Lipnellbap Dotgidwip, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lipnellbap Dotgidwip, he will not care.

Lipnellbap Dotgidwip's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Lipnellbap Dotgidwip's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Lipnellbap Dotgidwip.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Worship no other gods but Lipnellbap Dotgidwip.

4. Lipnellbap Dotgidwip loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not hurt grasshopers.