Hanruldib Panhivfot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, ill-tempered otter.

Hanruldib Panhivfot created an atom four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanruldib Panhivfot, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hanruldib Panhivfot, he will turn you into a tree.

Hanruldib Panhivfot's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Hanruldib Panhivfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never eat grapes.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about moons.