Bapdavrill is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unselfish crane.

Bapdavrill created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bapdavrill, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bapdavrill, it will turn you into a slug.

Bapdavrill's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bapdavrill's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Run away from mauve eagles, for they are unholy.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Retreat if four geese approach from the south.