Figpibnigmegduss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, smart pig.

Figpibnigmegduss created water two million years ago.

If you believe in Figpibnigmegduss, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Figpibnigmegduss, it will make you grow a tail.

Figpibnigmegduss' most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Figpibnigmegduss' Holy Commandments

1. Figpibnigmegduss must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always treat pigs with great respect.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not hurt squirrels.

5. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.