Sidbatcad is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, tiresome centaur.

Sidbatcad created dark matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidbatcad, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sidbatcad, he will not care.

Sidbatcad's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Sidbatcad's Holy Commandments

1. Put Sidbatcad first in all things.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sidbatcad.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

4. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

5. Never sing in the presence of badgers.