Sidbatcad is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, tiresome
centaur.
Sidbatcad created dark matter two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sidbatcad, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Sidbatcad, he will not care.
Sidbatcad's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Sidbatcad's Holy Commandments1. Put Sidbatcad first in all things.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sidbatcad.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.
4. Never think ill of sick porpoises.
5. Never sing in the presence of badgers.