Rutbitnak is a god.

It takes the form of a small, humane ant.

Rutbitnak created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Rutbitnak, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rutbitnak, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Rutbitnak's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Rutbitnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never paint your arms pink.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never play with disobedient children.