Rutbitnak is a god.
It takes the form of a small, humane
ant.
Rutbitnak created viruses five million years ago.
If you believe in
Rutbitnak, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Rutbitnak, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Rutbitnak's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.
Rutbitnak's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about gravity.
2. Never paint your arms pink.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Never play with disobedient children.