Hubsithak is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, omniscient
jellyfish.
Hubsithak created gold eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hubsithak, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Hubsithak, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Hubsithak's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.
Hubsithak's Holy Commandments1. Never sing near frogs.
2. Do not kill birds.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Run away if nine horses approach from the west.
5. You must love Hubsithak.