Hugfarnten is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, benevolent octopus.

Hugfarnten created the Black Eye Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hugfarnten, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hugfarnten, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Hugfarnten's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Hugfarnten's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three titanium sculptures of Hugfarnten on top of important buildings.

2. You must pray to Hugfarnten nine times a day.

3. Run away if six grasshopers approach from the south.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hugfarnten.