Danbintenfag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, kind lobster.

Danbintenfag created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Danbintenfag, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Danbintenfag, she will throw large rocks at you.

Danbintenfag's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Danbintenfag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Danbintenfag.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Never write about nebulae.