Witabzed is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omnipotent whale.

Witabzed created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Witabzed, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Witabzed, he will turn you into a rock.

Witabzed's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Witabzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always treat sharks with great respect.