Mapnuttstik is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, flying aardvark.

Mapnuttstik created oxygen two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapnuttstik, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mapnuttstik, he will think nothing of it.

Mapnuttstik's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Mapnuttstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Always look after injured monkeys.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Mapnuttstik on top of all buildings.

5. Never look in ponds.