Dodnurtomt is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, tiresome lobster.

Dodnurtomt created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodnurtomt, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dodnurtomt, she will be mildly annoyed.

Dodnurtomt's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Dodnurtomt's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always treat ants with great respect.