Lamdissmab is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, conceited
alligator.
Lamdissmab created tapeworms seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Lamdissmab, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Lamdissmab, it will attempt to scare you with hail.
Lamdissmab's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Lamdissmab's Holy Commandments1. Never think about gravity.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Never mention dolphins.
4. Retreat if four voles approach from the south.
5. Never eat bark.