Jamciblun is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, overgenerous parrot.

Jamciblun created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamciblun, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jamciblun, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Jamciblun's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Jamciblun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about fire.