Jamciblun is a god.
She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, overgenerous
parrot.
Jamciblun created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jamciblun, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Jamciblun, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Jamciblun's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Jamciblun's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear iron on your body.
2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.
3. Pray towards the south.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Never talk about fire.