Gungonwik is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, capable octopus.

Gungonwik created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gungonwik, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gungonwik, it will turn you into a mole.

Gungonwik's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Gungonwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Never talk about voles.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Erect nine gold sculptures of Gungonwik on top of important buildings.
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