Cuttartal is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, weak tortoise.

Cuttartal created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Cuttartal, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cuttartal, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cuttartal's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Cuttartal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

2. Do not eat oranges.

3. Never laugh in the presence of ants.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never write about comets.