Daprutban is a god.

She takes the form of a large, unjust crow.

Daprutban created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Daprutban, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Daprutban, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Daprutban's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Daprutban's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always look after injured sharks.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.