Bossxuckpark Weekinhun is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, blissful faun.

Bossxuckpark Weekinhun created the universe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bossxuckpark Weekinhun, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bossxuckpark Weekinhun, it will send minions to preach to you.

Bossxuckpark Weekinhun's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Bossxuckpark Weekinhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not stand on grass.