Catminlen is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, calm beaver.

Catminlen created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catminlen, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Catminlen, he will be very sad.

Catminlen's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Catminlen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sheep.

2. Never think ill of sick snakes.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always wear blue.