Cepmutquillmad is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, awesome dolphin.

Cepmutquillmad created silver eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepmutquillmad, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cepmutquillmad, he will be very sad.

Cepmutquillmad's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Cepmutquillmad's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never play with disobedient children.
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