Cepmutquillmad is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, awesome
dolphin.
Cepmutquillmad created silver eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cepmutquillmad, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Cepmutquillmad, he will be very sad.
Cepmutquillmad's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Cepmutquillmad's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Never talk about nebulae.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Never play with disobedient children.