Tailpangkom is a god.
She takes the form of a small, duplicitous
hydra.
Tailpangkom created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tailpangkom, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Tailpangkom, she will jump up and down on your head.
Tailpangkom's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Tailpangkom's Holy Commandments1. Tailpangkom loves doves, so they must be honoured.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.