Tunponsis is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, witless human.

Tunponsis created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunponsis, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tunponsis, she will be mildly annoyed.

Tunponsis' most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Tunponsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never talk about shrews.

3. Hide from cyan voles for they are unholy.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Run away if six rats approach from the west.