Carkarrulyartdisstabstafgil Vilrottonkyarldubtunstig is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciful cobra.

Carkarrulyartdisstabstafgil Vilrottonkyarldubtunstig created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Carkarrulyartdisstabstafgil Vilrottonkyarldubtunstig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Carkarrulyartdisstabstafgil Vilrottonkyarldubtunstig, she will turn you into a duck.

Carkarrulyartdisstabstafgil Vilrottonkyarldubtunstig's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Carkarrulyartdisstabstafgil Vilrottonkyarldubtunstig's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never paint your legs cyan.

3. Hide if nine monkeys approach from the east.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not drink alcohol.