Cinditwabtabstafratjarn is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, loving finch.

Cinditwabtabstafratjarn created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinditwabtabstafratjarn, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cinditwabtabstafratjarn, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Cinditwabtabstafratjarn's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Cinditwabtabstafratjarn's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Cinditwabtabstafratjarn seven times a day.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always help frogs in need.

4. Do not kill swans.

5. Never talk about snails.