Citabnilwad is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, smart chicken.

Citabnilwad created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citabnilwad, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Citabnilwad, it will torture you forever.

Citabnilwad's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Citabnilwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

4. Citabnilwad loves cats, so they must be honoured.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.