Bepdossrap is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, caring squid.

Bepdossrap created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bepdossrap, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bepdossrap, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bepdossrap's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Bepdossrap's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. You must love Bepdossrap.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bepdossrap.

4. Run away if nine turtles approach from the east.

5. Do not chop down trees.