Ingwipfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unsympathetic snake.

Ingwipfoss created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingwipfoss, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ingwipfoss, she will turn you into a slug.

Ingwipfoss' most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Ingwipfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help dogs in need.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Hide from turquoise manatees for they are unholy.