Artwapcut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, emotional crab.

Artwapcut created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Artwapcut, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Artwapcut, it will come to you in dreams.

Artwapcut's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Artwapcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never paint your head indigo.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Artwapcut.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.