Midcamdit is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, dishonourable bee.

Midcamdit created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Midcamdit, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Midcamdit, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Midcamdit's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Midcamdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Always help sick snakes.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Midcamdit.

4. Worship no other gods but Midcamdit.

5. Midcamdit loves otters, so they must be respected.