Artpagmad is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, contented chicken.

Artpagmad created the world three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Artpagmad, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Artpagmad, he will curse you with boils.

Artpagmad's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Artpagmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.