Rutdudquill is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, charitable snake.

Rutdudquill created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutdudquill, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Rutdudquill, it will curse you with boils.

Rutdudquill's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Rutdudquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Rutdudquill loves foxes, so they must be respected.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never play with disobedient children.