Miswipweg is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, confident hamster.

Miswipweg created dark energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Miswipweg, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Miswipweg, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Miswipweg's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Miswipweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Never laugh in the presence of eagles.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.