Yatnab is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, generous dragonfly.

Yatnab created silver four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatnab, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yatnab, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Yatnab's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Yatnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Do not listen to music.