Yartzankar Flygadcap Jabarfflap is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, tiresome frog.

Yartzankar Flygadcap Jabarfflap created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartzankar Flygadcap Jabarfflap, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yartzankar Flygadcap Jabarfflap, he will not invite you to parties.

Yartzankar Flygadcap Jabarfflap's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Yartzankar Flygadcap Jabarfflap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Never eat coconuts.