Nurlyamlip is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, idiotic
monkey.
Nurlyamlip created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nurlyamlip, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Nurlyamlip, it will turn you into a goat.
Nurlyamlip's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.
Nurlyamlip's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Never skip in holy places.
3. Nurlyamlip loves voles, so they must be honoured.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.