Fignutwod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, stupid dove.

Fignutwod created tapeworms six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fignutwod, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fignutwod, it will turn you into a slug.

Fignutwod's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Fignutwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Feed all hungry squirrels.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never wear green kilts.

5. Never go into red rooms.