Stanyogtondut is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, smart centaur.

Stanyogtondut created dark matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Stanyogtondut, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Stanyogtondut, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Stanyogtondut's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Stanyogtondut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Stanyogtondut on top of important buildings.

5. Run away from turquoise dolphins, for they are unholy.