Dabbagnut is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, unjust
hare.
Dabbagnut created matter two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dabbagnut, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Dabbagnut, she will send two she bears to sort you out.
Dabbagnut's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.
Dabbagnut's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Dabbagnut's name in vain.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.
3. Do not speak about melons.
4. Never eat peas.
5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.