Larg is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, tranquil
centipede.
Larg created snails nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Larg, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Larg, he will be very unhappy.
Larg's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Larg's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Do not run in public.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Erect eight copper sculptures of Larg on top of important buildings.