Larg is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, tranquil centipede.

Larg created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larg, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Larg, he will be very unhappy.

Larg's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Larg's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Erect eight copper sculptures of Larg on top of important buildings.